Gwyneth Paltrow Comes Out with a Candle Featuring the Scent of Her Vagina

Yup, no jokes folks. The most vanilla movie star ever, Gwyneth Paltrow, has created a candle unapologetically called “This Smells Like My Vagina” and is selling it for $75 a pop. 

The sleek candle has already sold out in a private event in one of Goop’s private events. 

Although the candle’s name might be a little off-brand for the vanilla star, known for her efforts to branch out into home design, cooking, and wellness, it turns out the candle’s scents does not feature Paltrow’s natural musk but is actually a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, cedar absolutes, and Damask rose. 

The product got its name as a joke, while Paltrow and the makers of the product were working on it Paltrow jokingly blurted “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina”. 

If you’d still like a whiff of star’s so-called privates’ you can join the waitlist on one of these sites:, or 

Although Paltrow may not have much street-cred in the Kink world, perhaps this little over-priced candle might gain her a new following. 

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